oops..Knight rider found out!

okie okie. this is for the nite rider (He saw my blog first time today).. oops no its knight rider? well whateva :). This post is to let knight rider know thanx for making my blog so interesting and enjoyable for ppl to read :) Not that what I said about knight rider being anything other than the facts, but then one point I like to take back, Knight rider does know the roads in Kuwait better than me. :) hmm yah thats about it, only in that :) His IT stills are in the process of been tested still, but based on the new lappy I get today, I might just upgrade his status on that.

Knight rider has just upgraded his car to version 1, that's with the new CD player installed. Now Salmiya is gona be an open discoteque with Knight Rider around.

Coming soon

Picture of Knight rider photographed on the beach wearing a bikini.....

Note:

Comments posted by Knight rider are to be considered as a set of intelligent jokes:)

MaRy N SuRyA

After a break am back to blogging, Well getting back to my topic Mary and Surya, these are two witty, intelligent, strong, cute characters that work with me in office. Well lets start with Mary, I know her since more than a year now (I think at least I know) From the first day she came into the office where she was so innocent to the coming days where her colors changed like those of chameleons.

Today we talk about just 3 incidents among the many forgotten incidents

MARY

First Incident
The most infamous of days was when she was supposed to give us a treat in Ruby Tuesday off gulf road. I got a confession to make before going further… I am bad at roads ways…really badd…but then by the time this paragraph is done I will prove to u who could be worse off…heheheh…I just knew it was located next to the Kuwait towers….But back to Mary’s and Orwin’s Birthday treat, It was fixed on a Thursday morning at Ruby Tuesday which was located close to the Kuwait towers off the Gulf road. On the memorable day, Mary and Nelson (Nite rider) were with me in the vehicle and since I was bad at roads I asked if they had any idea of the directions. I only knew it was close to Kuwait Towers. Mary saying she comes through that side of the road every day since the last three months to office gave me the confidence of the direction I was taking (For that moment at least!). Yes, night rider was also with me with advices and technical know how’s of the roads in Kuwait (it’s his best skill set yet). He also supposedly knew the way but not as good as Mary. Luckily we guys left pretty early that day and although we never really got lost… the only real help or direction advice from Mary coming in the WISE and really HELPFUL words “I think we guys are far from the place” :). But then thanks to mine and only my sense of judgment we made it to Ruby Tuesday that day. In between all this our nite rider was very vocal about my knowledge of roadways which really didn’t matter coz he was as good at directions as Mary was or worse that day hehe.

Well the moral of the above paragraph,
Don’t ask Mary for directions.
Don’t ask Nite Rider anything about IT(reference - previous blog) and
Don’t ask Nite rider about directions too.

Second Incident
This was the time when Mary within a few months of joining had taken a vacation to India. The coincidence was that both of us had taken our vacations during the same period. But the difference is that during the vacations, I get a call from her saying that her marriage is FIXED. Hehehe mann that was like a big surprise for all of us in office including me. Actually the fastest marriage I have known till date. But in one way I am happy to God for this. At least now her hubby (Bibin) can teach her directions in Kuwait :) hehehe. I was one of the lucky ones to see their marriage pics and videos, Everything was good including for the fact that Mary was advertising for Alukas Jewellery Showroom(I think it was Alukas, rite Mary?). But I suppose Mary is planning to open a jewelry shop in Kuwait very sooooon. Whats that Mary… in Salmiya I hear..oh neva mind. Hehehe

Mary is a fun person, A totally totally totally totally hardworking and dedicated person from the first day I met her, She claims she knows the directions in Kuwait and still claims she knows the way to her house from office, She also prefer everyone calls her by her nickname RAMBO (due to her ability to crush nation’s armies with her bare hands), she is also famous for her ability to bring wonderful homemade cake (Not proved she made it yet, and yah the same bare hands she can crush armies with), Her hobbies include experimental skin treatments and straightening procedures(hair).

Third Incident
What did u say Mary, …..Sleeping _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (Dash) LOL

Right now Mary practices delegating authority to Surya, which would bring me to my thoughts of SURYA...

SURYA
Okay Surya came to the company as a trainee, kinda like on an internship, doing her masters in Australia. No..She doesn’t resemble the animal kangaroo but she does replicate the penguin, u can say cute (according to her penguins are) depending on how you view penguins. But her most preferred nick would be Betty Boop (cartoon character link- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Boop):) She is otherwise also popularly known as Rambo’s Sidekick. Her choice of weaponry includes missile launchers, Knifes, Stones, Penknife, Nail Cutters, polish removers, PPM’s and feasibility study books(sponsored by our office) etc.

Then yah her definition of cute is boys who act cute which I think is 70% equal to cute guys…oh what’s that Surya…oh 90% okie okie..I revise that to 90% equal to cute guys. :) Today is her last day in Office and she has confined to us that she already misses everyone in the department. Okay that line never happened as yet but I am expecting that soon. Esp. after writing all this :) hehe. She’s supposedly a big fan on youtube and would spend most of her internet hours on the site. This is other than the time she spends in office and home serving the Orkut Community and keeping up their servers. Her hobbies include Eating, Orkuting, Eating, Youtube, Eating, Partying and again Eating.

Goto get back to work….oh people

I like to warn the viewers reading my blogs not to take their (Mary’s and Surya’s) comments to the statements I made seriously. They are bound to make such statements in the capacity of Critics, Proof for statements as such should be weighted with facts. In their case they don't have any :)

Note: Respective pictures of Mary and Surya would be posted as soon as modifications to bring them to original and natural characteristics are completed …

Sweety Corner
My sweetz made a comment the other day that I don’t tell the true things about how I feel for her, examples such as I would die for her and go to the end of the earth for her and that I can’t live one day without her and I will beat up all goondas for her :)) etc. Well sweets, here I said it hehe..okie fine… I neva said it but u said it so why should I say it again hehe :).

Actually what I would like to say to you my sweetheart is that “I LOVE U A LOT AND WILL ALWAYS DOO NO MATTER WHATEVA HAPPENS”. :) now that’s my thought. It doesn’t go into scenario examples but its gets to the point nah sweeetz :).